The Official Ricer Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about ricers, REAL RICERS.  This site is awesome.    My name is David and I can't stop thinking about ricers.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Ricers are mammals.

2.    Ricers take up at least three parking spaces ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the ricer is to flip out and spend their parents' money.

Ricer gear:

Aircraft Wing                 Fart Cannon   

Altezza Taillights

Testimonial:

Ricers cut the springs on their car so it rides as low as they want!  Ricers put stickers on their cars ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this ricer who was installing a body kit.   And when some dude asked why it wasn't painted the ricer killed the whole town.  My friend Cole said that he saw a ricer totally uppercut some kid just because the kid tried to turn down the volume on the ricer's stereo.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that ricers have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will insult your mother!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Ricers are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Ricers are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to put a Type R badge on my car.  I love ricers with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ricers?

A: Ricers are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't have a job, but on the other hand, ricers are very careful and precise about what clothes they wear.

Q: I heard that ricers are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, ricers can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do ricers do when they're not cutting off cars in traffic or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent playing on the Xbox, but sometime they make vague threats.  (Ask Cole if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Cole showing off.

His car has almost 100 horsepower, which is bragable.